Koyaanitsqatsi's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[MOBS, INC.]

nice sprites, but the game is poorly designed, sometimes i would start the level getting hit already

[Theropods]

i liked it. it reminded me of machinarium

[Overlod]

this is a game about clicking, and i don't know why i keep playing it

[God's Assassin]

EEHH WHERE THE FUCK IS MY GUN?? lol just kidding i liked it <3

[Retro Unicorn Attack]

awesome, i loved it

[Spiderling]

awesome. loved it

[Perspective]

nice game. i wish it was longer and harder. it left me wanting more

[Hug Marine]

i wish i could hug someone

failnaut responds:

/hug

[Sky Island]

wow, you truly have some mad level design skills!

[dys4ia]

that's some pretty heavy stuff. i don't mean to give you no stars, but how can i rate something that's so subjective?
i'm not sure if this was intended, but you turned these happenings into a game and not a short movie so the player feel like you did in these certain situations, and i loved how you did it.
its just how am i supposed give you a score for your own life? i can't, it feels odd and not right.